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How I Met Your Father :: I Don’t Follow Safety Protocol
Emotions | Humor

How I Met Your Father :: I Don’t Follow Safety Protocol

ByJenny June 19, 2016June 19, 2016

Dear Calliope, Your dad and I crossed paths many times before we finally fell in love. And it…

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